Birthday Presents from yesterday: Two awesome recipe/technique books, Madame Bovary by Gustave Flaubert, an Italy lacrosse stick, an 8 inch Mercer Chef’s knife/5 inch utility knife, and a bag for my knives. I also ordered, as a gift to myself, The uncensored Picture of Dorian Gray (Reader’s edition).
found two kitties cuddling by the sea
One of the reasons I don’t root for USA in soccer is because the minute the team starts doing well, everyone in this country pretends to love soccer, and turns it into this weird patriotic bs that just rubs me in every wrong direction
S T O P
IM THEOWING MY PHONe AWAy
notice how every hetero couple in oitnb is annoying as fuck
well yeah they have to keep it realistic
Sometimes I look at pictures of robin and I’m like, damn I have a hot girlfriend
photos by ryan dyar from the pacific northwest (click pic for location), who notes, “‘i try to bring a three dimensional sense of life to a two dimensional medium. sometimes, it requires many nights of camping in the back county waiting for the right conditions,” adding, “there are even a few shots where it has taken me years of traveling back to the same location to get the ideal setting.”
but he says, “if my images can bring awareness to protecting wilderness or even inspire a person to get out and see these areas for themselves, then that would be amazing.”
(see also: previous posts of the pacific northwest)
this is fucking with my head woah
this is seriously amazing
dentist: *shoots you* you’re bleeding b/c you dont floss
So apparently I’m graduating today
reblog if u want to travel the world or have hardcore lesbian sex
apparently white girls kissing white boys didnt exist before john green and i guess women lead summer movies never existed before john green either teen romance probably never existed before john green maybe even books never existed before john green
why do people say “don’t be a pussy” when talking about weakness more like “don’t be a man’s ego” because you know there isn’t nothing more fragile than that
because “pussy” is the shortened form of the word “pusillanimous”, which means “timid, cowardly”
and not the slang word for the female genital region?
literally no one else knows this. nobody.